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Beep this


The bedside clock beeps away my dreams. If a reversing truck doesn’t beat it to the beep.

The air-con beeps because it wants water. The fridge beeps because I didn’t shut its door. The microwave beeps because I didn’t open its door. When I burn the toast the smoke alarm really beeps.

The computer beeps for all reasons and none. So does the phone. It even beeps when it’s flattened its battery from all the beeping.

Oh for the days when the only beeps came from the telly when somebody swore.

Beep those beeping beeps.

From → rant

  1. For Fox Sake permalink

    Coyote ugly meets Roadrunner.


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