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Such a humble guy


I enjoy cultivating modesty.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a complete wanker of course.
I just get tired of always advertising the fact.

You see if you don’t advertise they’ll take away your wanking certificate
And us wankers really love our certificates

But I still manage to slip in a bit of modesty from time to time
Just enough to make me feel superior

I actually like to be modest.
Its just … that … I’m … not very good at it.

Kinda shows, doesn’t it?


From → narcissism, poetry

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